Clawing its way to Earth from the black pits wherein dwell the acolytes of Metal—Black, Death, Pagan, and Progressive—Local Trash makes gear fit to adorn the chicest of hellspawn. Inspired by the blood and thunder, the infernal imagery and PTA-angering style of bands like Iron Maiden and Slayer, AC/DC and Judas Priest, Motörhead and Anthrax, Overkill and Metallica, Exodus and Megadeth, this is apparel that begs to be worn in sweaty biker bars and ill-lit rock n’ roll dives. Or anywhere, really, that could use or appreciate an eye-clawing dose of pure Metal cool.

So welcome to the Local Trash Online Store, where the baddest shirts and the meanest apparel on the internet abide. Whether you’re a fresh face out to dirty your image, a headbanging thrash addict looking for something new and gnarly to splash across your torso, or just someone cruising the information superhighway in search of the perfect gift for the outlaw biker, rebel teen, or other miscellaneous misfit in your life, you’ll find your fix here. Local Trash shirts are hardy and comfortable, gorgeous and original; made with quality materials and designed with love. Evil, gory, apocalyptic love. You know, the good kind.

New designs are coming down the pike at all times and stocks are limited so check in often and order quick. You can’t expect deals like these to linger long, and you don’t want to be the person some smoking hot metal demon(ess) invites out to play, only to be cruelly humiliated when they spurn you for not having sufficiently kickass duds. After which they home in on the nearest Local-Trash-decorated lump of meat like some coolness-seeking missile, leaving you alone and, let’s admit it, lamely dressed. Seriously, get your gear before some lucky stiff snags your swag and reaps the benefits.